me at school:omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:

dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

(via theperksofbeing-mark)

peasantbutts:

if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

(Source: khaleesiofpizza, via theperksofbeing-mark)