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corvettes:

1993 Corvette
yikes:

someone actually said this to me today
jdmnemesis:

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Me:  Who's a good boy?
Dog:  ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me:  YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog:  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolihentaimemes:

Fuck what tha road said

fourzerohate:

fuckhappyendings-:

So I was at a stop light next to this guy driving a Camry. Okay, yes, he wasn’t bad looking. I have him in my business class. He goes “hey, you’re cute.” I said, “thank you” and he goes, “too bad you drive a slow ass honda.” Which in my defense, its stock and automatic bitch, what’d you expect?! As the light was turning green, I said “coming from a guy that drives his mom’s car.” Clearly the back of his window said “PROUD SOCCER MOM” at least I have my own car.

Lol what a dick.

blastpipes:

if u dont like butts then i dont like u